A*holes and Cows

I think I' ve discovered one of the secrets of the (human) universe. The essence of man and the essence of woman.

First, women. The worst insult you can give a woman is to call her a cow. A cow is much worse than a bitch. A bitch is angry, full of will and personality, defined. A bitch can create space for itself. Others fear it. A cow is unthinking, eating, destined for the agri-factory (milk or meat), has no will, desire (other than to eat), no self awareness, is a "victim/slave", powerless. Not unuseful, but controlled by others. (We're talking domestic cattle here.) A cow also implies that the greatest and most unique "skill" of women (having babies) is merely part of the eating/reproducing production line they are powerless to do anything about. Food. The mouth. Weight. Body image. Motherhood. Power and powerlessness. Also, making food the "big" issue, validates men's complaints that women don't "really" like sex. No, not when compared to eating. This is the truth.

Men. Men know they are assholes. They cover up their fear of being assholes and being called assholes but co-opting the word into the "fun curses" category. "You asshole!" is commonly heard. The essence of asshole is having eaten (having acted, having done everything) what comes out, one's Freudian "product" is a foul-smelling turd. This is what men fear: that all their grand efforts and plans amount to "nothing" ie. a steaming turd. In addition, the "secret" that heterosexual men try to avoid is that due to a fluke of body positioning, their assholes are actually erotic zones. (Moreso that women's because of the massage the prostate