Bob says: So what. Yeah, I have a wife and I "love" her. She's my buddy, the mother of my children and all that shit. So what if I like to fuck men, too? What the fuck. Monkeys do it, why can't we? Muslims do it. They're nuts for anal sex. And they put their women in carpets. What's with that? What are they fighting us for? Isn't this all a big joke. Someone said this, I think maybe John Wayne (?): God is War. No, I don't think John Wayne had the cojones to say that. That's why we fight. We pretend it's something good, when really we want to get away from the women and fuck around with our buddies. I'm not saying soldiers are gay, but they like to be around other men, that's all I'm saying.